canineclub

Ever wondered what these ‘grey ghosts’ get paid as they leap out from behind trees and accost little old ladies walking their dogs on retractable leads that are ‘illegal’ in this clowncil simply because they are more than 1.5m in length? Well a recent job advertisement on clowncil’s website, offered the king’s ransom of $57,000 per annum! And that’s without holiday loading, super, etc. etc. etc. It is of course debatable whether a simple dog catcher is worth this salary - especially when compared to a first year out teacher who is 4 years university trained and their princely first up pay is only $45,000. And at this clowncil, rangers have a year’s grace before they even have to get any formal qualifications. Real money for jam - or should I say, my rates paying for such nonsense!